"The dirty cop said that opinions are like arseholes, and those arseholes sure take a lot of dumps in a lot of places these days. I guess it's time to join before bullshitting gets out of fashion."

About Me

y name is Jitse Lemmens, I'm a -still fairly young- designer from Belgium who has been working magic since the internet was stil in it's pubescent years. My professional work usually consists of designing websites and print-media as well as retouching photographs for advertisement and photographers. I am currently employed in an advertisement agency where I'm mainly utilised for web- and graphic design. Outside my workhours I work as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator, webdesigner and photo-retoucher.

I thoroughly enjoy illustrating and concept design and have many personal projects on the side to keep my hands and mind busy with my ever-enduring creative needs. Together with my trusty Wacom or the classic 2B-pencil I create whatever things my ever-occupied mind can think of.

  • You can hire me for any needs you might have. With my classical training in the fine arts and the extensive knowledge of Adobe and other packets I will ensure a qualitative final product. Contact me if you wish to use my skills to your own benefit, I’m eager to get started on your project.

    I’m a younger, more agile but less rich version of Doctor Gregory House, thrown into this world hoop-jumping and guns blazing. I’m Sherlockian in nature: analytical, problemsolving, sucking up every detail to form them into something concrete – a pinch of paranoia added in the mix to keep it interesting.

    The canvas is my oyster and the world is whatever it is. Without creative exploits I’m and empty shell. The desire to create is too great and my mind craves endlessly for input and output. I’m a surviver and don’t give up easily. I’m passionate, hardcore with a soft side. I’m relatively speaking, conscious of all things. I’m funny in a serious way, grasp things quickly, at least when I understand them. Though I will never understand certain things I understand it all the same, human all too human.

    Don’t imitate, innovate, build on what exists and make it better… or at least different. Everything has been done before until you do them again. I’m an lone wolf amidst sheep, a young loner on the crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. I love it when a plan comes together but there’s always a plan-B, or C.

  • 1980’s

    The eighties were a fantastic era where people started to know more and more but remained ignorant about so many things. It was a childlike innocent time of fantasy, heroes and villains set on the backdrop of a looming nuclear holocaust. Much, if not all, of this era defines me. My love for fantasy, myths, occult, secret societies and conspiracies, the A-Team, Knightrider and Airwolf. Besides inventing my own booby-traps and mixing together myths I made my own series of The Garbage Pail Kids cards I chose to let Skeletor win now and again with The Masters of the Universe and so much more. I started drawing at a very young age and continued to do so throughout my days, my dream was to become a comic-book illustrator or something like that and that hasn’t changed till this day.


    The buildingblocks of the 80’s transformed into a slightly more mature version of what once was. He-Man and my fondness for mythology became HP Lovecraft, Dungeons & Dragons and the occult. Secret societies and conspiracies were rampant on the evenly maturing internet. The wall had fallen, villains became real but looked unlike I endeavoured into the worlds of Goethe, Nietzsche, A.C. Doyle, Crowley and others. My drawingskills improved and I entered artschool, a strange time with many stories few ever believe are true.


    The century was over and my enlistment into the RITS as an animation-student was a fact. Not soon after I got to be the proud father or my first-born son. An event that has changed my life in many profound ways. I had to quit my studies and ended up in the mainstream of tempjobs, never losing sight of my true passion and goals. I dabbled in a lot of jobs both mundane as extravagent but never really got a hold on a true job yet kept working as a freelance graficus and illustrator. My second child, a beautiful daughter was born in 2004 and my life changed again. The end of this turbulant decade announced the possibility of yet another new start. Many things change, many things were lost but the love for design, illustration and art peeked as never before.


    After my short course to finetune my webdesign skills and moving to a new house in a new city I now continue to do what I do best: to make things with my mind and hands. I use my creative talents and passion on a daily basis; whether it’s webdesign, print or illustration. I am currently employed with a design company in Halle and am living with my beaufitul girlfriend and second son in a lovely town far from the pit-traps of city life.

  • fritz


    Everything and everyone gets analysed by you: from the baby in the carriage to what possibilities lie ahead on an unknown road. You mix random events with logic and plausibilities. You are always right, even if it doesn’t happen it happened in some parallel dimension.



    No problem is too difficult or intrusive for you. You have a knack to solve the trickiest puzzle and enjoy to keep your brain at work. Solutions need to be found at all cost, your motto remains to be “Because, in HouseLand, and the rest of the universe by the way, when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer”.



    No matter what environment you get dropped you will always manage to find a way through it. You’ll find water in the hottest desert and fire in the coldest seas. You are a human cockroach, even when stomped on you’ll still survive.



    You keep tabs on the things you hear and see, form your opinion and act accordingly. You stand by as things unfold and prepare a plan for when the time is right. Don’t call it spying, don’t mention stalking, it’s just using your eyes and seeing what happens.


    Fallen angel

    As an outcast your life isn’t always the easiest. You’re the underdog, the odd-man-out, you’re the pink shirt in the grey mass. You prefer to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. You’re a lone wolf amidst sheep.



    With this perk you are able to fix anything, often by using whatever object you can find at the moment. Noone really knows how you do it but you do it. Plug an acid leak with bars of chocolat? Done! And if that doesn’t work there’s always ductape.


    People Person

    There’s something going on between you and people. They seem to be following you, seem to be after you, seem to want you.You balance between being a humanist and a misanthrope, you’d rather be alone then with them but without company you’ll fade away. The lone wolf needs his pack.



    Your body is made up from the atoms of Da Vinci and Picasso. When you see something mundane you immediatly conjure up some elaborate story to make it interesting. A apple isn’t just an apple for you and the longer you stare at it the more it’ll change into a pear, a plane and the universe itself.



    Neat and tidy is the way you like it. You’ll throw a fit when something isn’t the way you wanted it to beand thoroughly dislike it when your plans are foiled. Whoever said obsessive compulsive behaviour is a bad thing was a lasy hippie slacker.



    As a child you fel into a cauldron of coffee. Since then you almost live on the black drink. It no longer has an effect on you and even with 18 cups a day you still manage to sleep seconds after you lie down. You like it however and a day without coffee is a sad day indeed. Tea gets boring, coffee always stays new andrefreshing.



    This perk grants you the ability to make the dull existance into something wonderful, something magic. Fairy tales are true and Santa Clause is real, the clouds are animals and life is full of possibilities. The sky is the limit even though you have no wings, you can reach the sun even though you know you might fall when you come too close to it.


    Alpha omega

    The beginning and the end, yin and yang, good and evil, the opposites are always represented in you and what you do. You are dualistic in nature and people often won’t grasp it. You seem contradictory but it’s all logical, all correct cause let’s face it: everything is relative.



    The swift-learner perk grants you the power to grasp anything almost immediatly. You don’t require weeks of study to understand concepts, don’t require a million pages to explain what lies before you. Your head unravels, remembers and recollects, a-b-c easy as one-two-three.


    Child at heart

    You never really grew up. Visiting the toystore is still the most enjoyed part of any trip and you still enjoy playing any kinds of game. You sadly weep when you realise that you can’t fit on the slide anymore but quickly hop your way to the swing. Grownups are stupid, bring out the mega floorpiano.



    You’re a tad smarter then normal people. Yeah you’re no Einstein but you’re smart enough to figure things out yourself. You’ll never be credited for the things you invented cause they were already invented before you knew of their existence but hey… Oh, and Bob is coming, fnords and slack!


    Speedy Gonzalez

    You are a speed freak, everything you do has a fire lit behind it. It’s here and now. You race through life as if your life depends on it. You like it that way cause it keeps you alert, you are in your element when all lights are on, fully focused and ready for action.

  • Social Links

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  • Fun Links

    Here are some of my favorite places to hang out and sites I think you should definately check out. Here are the places I can be found almost daily.

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