The Portfolio of
Jitse Lemmens
- Analytical

- Everything and everyone gets analysed by you: from the baby in the carriage to what possibilities lie ahead on an unknown road. You mix random events with logic and plausibilities. You are always right, even if it doesn't happen it happened in some parallel dimension.
- problem-solver

- No problem is too difficult or intrusive for you. You have a knack to solve the trickiest puzzle and enjoy to keep your brain at work. Solutions need to be found at all cost, your motto remains to be "Because, in HouseLand, and the rest of the universe by the way, when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer".
- speedy gonzalez

- You are a speed freak, everything you do has a fire lit behind it. It's here and now. You race through life as if your life depends on it. You like it that way cause it keeps you alert, you are in your element when all lights are on, fully focused and ready for action.
- survivalist

- No matter what environment you get dropped you will always manage to find a way through it. You'll find water in the hottest desert and fire in the coldest seas. You are a human cockroach, even when stomped on you'll still survive..
- watcher

- You keep tabs on the things you hear and see, form your opinion and act accordingly. You stand by as things unfold and prepare a plan for when the time is right. Don't call it spying, don't mention stalking, it's just using your eyes and seeing what happens.
- fallen angel

- As an outcast your life isn't always the easiest. You're the underdog, the odd-man-out, you're the pink shirt in the grey mass. You prefer to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. You're a lone wolf amidst sheep.
- macgyverist

- With this perk you are able to fix anything, often by using whatever object you can find at the moment. Noone really knows how you do it but you do it. Plug an acid leak with bars of chocolat? Done! And if that doesn't work there's always ductape.
- People Person

- There's something going on between you and people. They seem to be following you, seem to be after you, seem to want you.You balance between being a humanist and a misanthrope, you'd rather be alone then with them but without company you'll fade away. The lone wolf needs his pack.
- creative

- Your body is made up from the atoms of Da Vinci and Picasso. When you see something mundane you immediatly conjure up some elaborate story to make it interesting. A apple isn't just an apple for you and the longer you stare at it the more it'll change into a pear, a plane and the universe itself.
- perfectionist

- Neat and tidy is the way you like it. You'll throw a fit when something isn't the way you wanted it to beand thoroughly dislike it when your plans are foiled. Whoever said obsessive compulsive behaviour is a bad thing was a lasy hippie slacker.
- coffeenator

- As a child you fel into a cauldron of coffee. Since then you almost live on the black drink. It no longer has an effect on you and even with 18 cups a day you still manage to sleep seconds after you lie down. You like it however and a day without coffee is a sad day indeed. Tea gets boring, coffee always stays new and refreshing.
- dreamer

- This perk grants you the ability to make the dull existance into something wonderful, something magic. Fairy tales are true and Santa Clause is real, the clouds are animals and life is full of possibilities. The sky is the limit even though you have no wings, you can reach the sun even though you know you might fall when you come too close to it.
- alpha omega

- The beginning and the end, yin and yang, good and evil, the opposites are always represented in you and what you do. You are dualistic in nature and people often won't grasp it. You seem contradictory but it's all logical, all correct cause let's face it: everything is relative.
- swift-learner

- The swift-learner perk grants you the power to grasp anything almost immediatly. You don't require weeks of study to understand concepts, don't require a million pages to explain what lies before you. Your head unravels, remembers and recollects, a-b-c easy as one-two-three.
- child at heart

- You never really grew up. Visiting the toystore is still the most enjoyed part of any trip and you still enjoy playing any kinds of game. You sadly weep when you realise that you can't fit on the slide anymore but quickly hop your way to the swing. Grownups are stupid, bring out the mega floorpiano.
- Subgenius

- You're a tad smarter then normale people. Yeah you're no Einstein but you're smart enough to figure things out yourself. You'll never be credited for the things you invented cause they were already invented before you knew of their existence but hey... Oh, and Bob is coming, fnords and slack!