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Date:November 22, 2014

Paper Wars

Paper Wars is a racing game where you play one of the paperboys competing in town to get the most money. Reminiscent of the old Paperboy arcade game you will race through town avoiding obstacles and throwing your newspaper to subscribers without crashing their windows. As you race to reach the end as a first you will need to decide what risks you will and won’t take. Decide on which paper goes to the door of the mega-subscriber and which for the violent dog running towards you.

But beware, you’re not alone in the streets. Besides obstacles and raunchy neighbourhood individuals you will have to deal with your fellow paperboy. A friendly game of delivery can quickly escalate in a Road Rash where papers and pipes are thrown to your hapless friends.

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